For the third time in the last month, I was awakened in the middle of the night by the police to come collect our celebrity columnist.
Monkey X here. I've been absent lately, but you have Burt Reynolds to thank for that. I went to a party at his place a while ago (Burt's one of the few guys I knew in the old days who still talks to me), went unconscious after doing one too many lines off some hooker's tits, and woke up in a Tijuana holding cell. Anyway, a few thousand pesos later, I ran into Adam Carolla at the bar of “Hard Bodies” in Reno. That's when my week really started to drag.
It was bound to happen sooner or later. Eventually, someone was going to get it into his head to explore the creative wasteland that is Vancouver, Canadia. Steven Dougherty was going to, but then he suddenly developed self-esteem, so I figured I'd do it. I needed to get out of town for a few days anyway. No reason.
Once again, TNMC's ace celebrity reporter Monkey X does what we are starting to wish he wouldn't do.
The TNMC interview that probably never should have been.