Having had a look at my busy schedule and dreary night job, it does appear that I am available for hire.
Right now I have two completed scripts available for sale. A third script is in the rewrite process and should be completed and polished by the end of 2009. A fourth script is under way, approximately two thirds of the way toward a finished first draft.
Joe Bob the Messiah - A cult nestled in the back woods of upstate New York is preparing for the imminent arrival of their messiah. Coincidentally, at that very moment, a grifter fleeing the police lands in their midst in spectacular fashion, causing a huge case of mistaken identity.
She Hates the Idea - A professor of anthropology struggles to make his name in the field. That quest takes a bit of a detour when a female student takes a strong interest in him outside of class. And of course there's the matter of that demon he accidentally summoned in his cellar.
Natural Tendencies - A recent college graduate can't catch a break. His day job is outsourced, he's fired from his night job and his car is repossessed. At his low point he accidentally kills what turns out to be a mob hitman. Lacking any better options he decides to step into the role of the killer.
Hive (1st draft) - A criminal investigator for the IRS makes a startling discovery during an investigation. Bound by rules and an inability to get anyone to believe her, she has to figure out what to do with a potential threat to everything she knows.